Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

My hamster thought I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on her "Workmate",
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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