Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with Miss Piggy,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

She asked me if I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with her dentist,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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