Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare poppin' uppers,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini on her elbows,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

The blood test showed I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with her dentist,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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