Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell in September,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Miss Piggy,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

Her rabbi said I'd salivate forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on her "Workmate",
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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