Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with her cobra,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

I knew deep down I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd black out in her Maytag,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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