Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a nightmare dead all over,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper when she shot me,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

I knew deep down I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on a surfboard,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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