Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny when she shot me,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

I promised her I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on "The Gong Show",
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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