Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway all hunched over,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne when she shot me,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

I promised her I'd salivate forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with a robot,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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