Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand by the off-ramp,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

The blood test showed I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show",
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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