Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

I told her shrink I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled in her Maytag,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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