Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age all hunched over,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with Miss Piggy,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

The painters knew I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on "The Gong Show",
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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