Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age poppin' uppers,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny but I loved her,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

My hamster thought I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie in my Edsel,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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