Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

My Pooh Bear said I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show",
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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