Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili in her muu-muu,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

My hamster thought I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie in her Maytag,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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