Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Miss Piggy,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

I knew deep down I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with no clothes on,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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