Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age all hunched over,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies in her muu-muu,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

The painters knew I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on her "Workmate",
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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