Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

My hamster thought I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd make it with her guru,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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