Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with Miss Piggy,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

The blood test showed I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out at her health club,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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