Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop with her father,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail in her muu-muu,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

A Klingon said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up while in labor,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

This stuff is maintained by Nick Waterman - Email Me