Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

The blood test showed I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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