Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
singing!
Nick
I met her on probation ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail but I loved her,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.
The blood test showed I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out in my Edsel,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
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