Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar with her father,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail when she shot me,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

Her rabbi said I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie at her health club,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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