Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a gay bar at McDonald's,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies in her muu-muu,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

My hamster thought I'd live off her forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd black out with my best friend,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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