Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito in September,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with her cobra,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

I told her shrink I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up in my Edsel,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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