Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan all hunched over,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

The judge declared I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with a robot,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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