Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with a wetback,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

The judge declared I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off on "The Gong Show",
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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