Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar dead all over,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

My Pooh Bear said I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out while in labor,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

This stuff is maintained by Nick Waterman - Email Me