Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny but I loved her,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

I promised her I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with my best friend,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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