Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar dead all over,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth in her muu-muu,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

My hamster thought I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel in my Edsel,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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