Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with a wetback,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

My hamster thought I'd live off her forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with no clothes on,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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