Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno all hunched over,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne in her muu-muu,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

The painters knew I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive at her health club,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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