Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation in September,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne by the off-ramp,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

I shrieked in pain I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd make it on a surfboard,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

This stuff is maintained by Nick Waterman - Email Me