Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in Sheboygan dead all over,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny but I loved her,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

The painters knew I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with her guru,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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