Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand in the twilight,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

My hamster thought I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd wind up in her Maytag,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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