Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare at McDonald's,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand on her elbows,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

The judge declared I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel while in labor,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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