Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age in September,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

My hamster thought I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with her guru,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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