Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne in her muu-muu,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

Her rabbi said I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green on a surfboard,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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