Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare dead all over,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne on her elbows,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

She asked me if I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd black out on her "Workmate",
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

This stuff is maintained by Nick Waterman - Email Me