Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse with her father,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand in her muu-muu,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

A Klingon said I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with my best friend,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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