Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan poppin' uppers,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with her cobra,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

I knew deep down I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd black out on her "Workmate",
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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