Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito with her father,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with her cobra,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

My hamster thought I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd make it in her Maytag,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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