Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan all hunched over,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

A Klingon said I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up at her health club,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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