Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie but I loved her,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

The judge declared I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled in her Maytag,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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