Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a jail cell ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini in the twilight,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

I told her shrink I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on "The Gong Show",
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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