Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail by the off-ramp,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

The blood test showed I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd make it with my best friend,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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