Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

I promised her I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye,
But who'd have thought she'd black out on her "Workmate",
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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