Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

The blood test showed I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd black out with her dentist,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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