Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno with her father,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

The judge declared I'd salivate forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel in her Maytag,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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