Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili on her elbows,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

The judge declared I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd run off on her "Workmate",
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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