Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail with her cobra,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

My Pooh Bear said I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie on "The Gong Show",
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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