Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito dead all over,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie but I loved her,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

My hamster thought I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd black out with a robot,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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