Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age poppin' uppers,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand but I loved her,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

I shrieked in pain I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with her dentist,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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