Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Clam Stick
Death Snake
Black Love
Def Meat
Smoking Coma
German Clam
Poison Love
Children of the Hexachloride
Screaming Meat Drug
Burnt Waste
Death Lullaby
Fokker Snake
Def Candy
Poison Meat
German Candy Lullaby
Fatal Candy
Black Desire Head
Monkey Ship
Screaming Coma
Albino Coma

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