Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Flying Hexachloride Ship
Satan's Monkey Wheel
Smoking Lion Head
Burnt Fokker
Golden Lion
War Maiden
Golden Waste Peppers
Satan's Candy Ship
Golden Pancreas Maiden
Poison Pancreas Rats
Smoking Fokker
Black Death Wheel
Burnt Pancreas Drug
Atomic Desire
Smoking Meat
Hexachloride Peppers
Flying Clam
German Death
Golden Fire
Fokker Basket

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