Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois,
in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and
Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by
Nick Waterman
Instant Band Names
Smoking Lion Ryche
Death Head
Black Candy Ship
Flying Clam
Waste Stick
Steel Coma
Screaming Candy Snake
Atomic Motor
Hexachloride Maiden
Poison Motor Rats
Atomic Waste
Atomic Desire Boner
Fatal Hexachloride
Def Lion Drug
Children of the Clam
Children of the Fokker Machine
Smoking Pancreas Basket
Screaming Coma
Albino Coma
Fire Snake
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