Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Steel Hexachloride
War Snake
Burnt Lion Boner
Children of the Desire Maiden
Death Lullaby
Fire Boner
Albino Lion
Death Rats
Golden Monkey Rats
Hexachloride Snake
Def Coma Ryche
Fokker Ryche
Atomic Death Rats
Waste Rats
Atomic Candy
Children of the Meat
Pancreas Stick
Candy Peppers
Screaming Clam
War Rats

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