Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois,
in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and
Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by
Nick Waterman
Instant Band Names
Love Pod
Children of the Lion Boner
Screaming Coma
Burnt War
Albino Meat Wheel
Love Drug
German Coma
Smoking Clam
Smoking Candy Rats
Steel Monkey
German Desire Ship
Pancreas Maiden
German Clam Ryche
Lion Machine
Satan's War
Atomic Pancreas Boner
Pancreas Stick
War Snake
Fokker Pod
Flying Candy Snake
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