Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Candy Snake
Fokker Machine
Burnt Fokker Wheel
Screaming War Boner
Golden Coma Drug
Black Hexachloride
Fire Wheel
Hexachloride Rats
Clam Basket
Waste Lullaby
Burnt Clam
Screaming Lion Machine
Flying Fire Pod
Motor Lullaby
Monkey Ryche
German Fire Basket
Fokker Boner
Pancreas Maiden
Black Candy
Flying Clam

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