Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Children of the Fokker Rats
Albino Love Rats
Satan's Death Ship
Def Coma
Smoking Waste Ship
Atomic Pancreas
Def Motor
German Clam
Smoking Meat
Black Meat Ship
Coma Snake
German Monkey
Satan's Fokker Snake
Burnt Love Peppers
Hexachloride Drug
Lion Boner
Desire Maiden
Clam Peppers
Children of the War Drug
Clam Lullaby

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