Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Fire Snake
Clam Drug
Waste Lullaby
Children of the Motor
Fatal Fokker
Golden Fire Head
Black Clam Basket
Golden Clam
Hexachloride Pod
Poison Clam
Satan's Monkey
Satan's Waste
Albino Candy
Black Death Boner
Golden Candy Maiden
Fatal Coma
Flying Monkey Machine
Fokker Stick
Golden Monkey
Motor Drug

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