Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Burnt Waste
War Ship
Satan's Fokker Head
Clam Machine
Candy Ryche
Burnt Coma
Hexachloride Rats
Desire Pod
Smoking Love Lullaby
Burnt Meat Boner
Smoking Lion
Children of the Pancreas Wheel
Golden Hexachloride Pod
Monkey Head
Fire Pod
Burnt Death
Albino Coma Pod
Smoking Monkey
Burnt Monkey Lullaby
Satan's Coma

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