Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop at McDonald's,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny when she shot me,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

I told her shrink I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up while in labor,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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