Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell in September,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth in the twilight,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

My hamster thought I'd salivate forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on "The Gong Show",
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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