Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare dead all over,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with a wetback,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

I shrieked in pain I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on "The Gong Show",
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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