Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail but I loved her,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

I shrieked in pain I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with my best friend,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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