Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito poppin' uppers,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili by the off-ramp,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

My hamster thought I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on a surfboard,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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