Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper but I loved her,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

I knew deep down I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green on her "Workmate",
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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