Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her at a truck stop sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

I told her shrink I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with my best friend,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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