Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies in the twilight,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

The judge declared I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd run off while in labor,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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