Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies in the twilight,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

My hamster thought I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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