Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
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I met her in a gay bar poppin' uppers,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.
My hamster thought I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green on "The Gong Show",
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
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