Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne on her elbows,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

Her rabbi said I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with her guru,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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