Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick


I met her on the highway with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

I shrieked in pain I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off at her health club,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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