Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare dead all over,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili in the twilight,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

The blood test showed I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with a robot,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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