Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno at McDonald's,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

The painters knew I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd run off with a robot,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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