Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth when she shot me,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

My Pooh Bear said I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with no clothes on,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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