Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her on probation in September,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

I promised her I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd black out at her health club,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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