Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation dead all over,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail on her elbows,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

I knew deep down I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with her dentist,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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