Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail by the off-ramp,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

I promised her I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with my best friend,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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