Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar sort of pregnant,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie in the twilight,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

My hamster thought I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie in my Edsel,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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