Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

The judge declared I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd make it at her health club,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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