Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway with her father,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

Her rabbi said I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie in her Maytag,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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