Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her at a truck stop sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with Miss Piggy,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

I shrieked in pain I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off in her Maytag,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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