Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell all hunched over,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth in the twilight,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

My hamster thought I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off on "The Gong Show",
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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