Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age with her father,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with Miss Piggy,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

My Pooh Bear said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on her "Workmate",
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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