Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation dead all over,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail but I loved her,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

A Klingon said I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with her dentist,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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