Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her on the highway sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne but I loved her,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

My Pooh Bear said I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive while in labor,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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