Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
singing!
Nick
I met her in Sheboygan with her father,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies when she shot me,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".
I knew deep down I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with a robot,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
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