Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a gay bar ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies in her muu-muu,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

I promised her I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with no clothes on,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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