Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail with a wetback,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

My Pooh Bear said I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd black out while in labor,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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