Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell poppin' uppers,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand in the twilight,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

The judge declared I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on a surfboard,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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