Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her on probation sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

She asked me if I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with my best friend,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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