Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand when she shot me,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

I shrieked in pain I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd make it with her guru,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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