Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito at McDonald's,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne on her elbows,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

She asked me if I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on her "Workmate",
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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