Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
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I met her outside Fresno wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.
The judge declared I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with a robot,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
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