Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan in September,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies with her cobra,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

My hamster thought I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with her dentist,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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