Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
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I met her on the highway with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny when she shot me,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.
My Pooh Bear said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off in her Maytag,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
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