Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
singing!
Nick
I met her in a gay bar ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with her cobra,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".
A Klingon said I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with her dentist,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
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