Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with Miss Piggy,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

Her rabbi said I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd black out with no clothes on,
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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