Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
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I met her on the highway in September,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini in the twilight,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.
A Klingon said I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd run off while in labor,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
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