Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation dead all over,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny when she shot me,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

I told her shrink I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel in her Maytag,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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