Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare dead all over,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper by the off-ramp,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

Her rabbi said I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel on "The Gong Show",
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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