Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper by the off-ramp,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

The judge declared I'd salivate forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with her guru,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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