Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth by the off-ramp,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

I promised her I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green in her Maytag,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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