Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with her cobra,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

I told her shrink I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on "The Gong Show",
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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