Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell in September,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny in the twilight,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

I knew deep down I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel on "The Gong Show",
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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