Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand in her muu-muu,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

Her rabbi said I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with her dentist,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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