Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick


I met her on probation with her father,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

My Pooh Bear said I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with my best friend,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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