Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
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I met her on the highway at McDonald's,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with a wetback,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.
The judge declared I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd make it with my best friend,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
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