Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her in a treehouse sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

My Pooh Bear said I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd make it in my Edsel,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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