Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a nightmare sort of pregnant,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper but I loved her,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

My hamster thought I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd make it with her guru,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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