Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with her cobra,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

The blood test showed I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green at her health club,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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