Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her in Sheboygan all hunched over,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili in the twilight,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.
My Pooh Bear said I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off on a surfboard,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
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