Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili with her cobra,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

My hamster thought I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with a robot,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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