Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini in her muu-muu,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

The blood test showed I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up in her Maytag,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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