Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her on the highway sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with her cobra,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.
I shrieked in pain I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with a robot,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
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