Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation with her father,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail when she shot me,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

I knew deep down I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie at her health club,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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