Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her in Sheboygan ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.
My Pooh Bear said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd make it in my Edsel,
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
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