Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie in the twilight,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

The blood test showed I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with her dentist,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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