Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with Miss Piggy,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

My hamster thought I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd make it in her Maytag,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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