Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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I met her outside Fresno poppin' uppers,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail in the twilight,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

I shrieked in pain I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in my Edsel,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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