Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her in a gay bar in September,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with Miss Piggy,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.
I told her shrink I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd black out with her dentist,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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