Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her at a truck stop ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini in her muu-muu,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

The painters knew I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with no clothes on,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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