Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop dead all over,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny in her muu-muu,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

I promised her I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out in her Maytag,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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