Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a treehouse ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail by the off-ramp,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

I knew deep down I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd run off on her "Workmate",
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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