Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick


I met her at a truck stop dead all over,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

My hamster thought I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with her guru,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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