Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her on probation dead all over,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.
She asked me if I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie on a surfboard,
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
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