Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a jail cell dead all over,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with a wetback,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

I shrieked in pain I'd live off her forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd make it on "The Gong Show",
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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