Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar poppin' uppers,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand but I loved her,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

I told her shrink I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd run off with a robot,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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