Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick


I met her in a nightmare wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with a wetback,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

A Klingon said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with a robot,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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