Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her in Sheboygan ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

My Pooh Bear said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd make it in my Edsel,
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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