Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with her cobra,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

A Klingon said I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with her guru,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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