Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a jail cell sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili in the twilight,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

The judge declared I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd grovel in her Maytag,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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