Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age with her father,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper on her elbows,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

The judge declared I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with my best friend,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

This stuff is maintained by Nick Waterman - Email Me