Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a gay bar with her father,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand by the off-ramp,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

I shrieked in pain I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with a robot,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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