Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Pancreas Boner
Albino War Drug
Satan's Meat
Fire Rats
Black Lion
Hexachloride Head
Burnt Motor Rats
Fire Ryche
Clam Machine
Flying Monkey Wheel
Satan's Desire
Smoking Hexachloride Boner
Atomic Love
Steel Waste
Def Fire
Golden Hexachloride
Burnt Lion Head
Flying Monkey
Pancreas Maiden
Golden Coma Basket

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