Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

German Meat Maiden
Children of the Motor Snake
Def Lion
Fire Boner
Death Wheel
Motor Stick
Screaming Monkey Snake
Fatal Pancreas Ryche
Golden Fokker
Love Drug
Children of the Meat Rats
Meat Basket
German Candy Pod
Meat Lullaby
Burnt Coma
Fatal Hexachloride Drug
Golden Meat Stick
Albino Fokker Lullaby
Def Pancreas
Satan's Pancreas Drug

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