Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois,
in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and
Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by
Nick Waterman
Instant Band Names
German Hexachloride
Black Motor
Poison Meat
Fire Drug
Waste Boner
Motor Head
German Fokker
Waste Ryche
Def Fire Rats
Screaming Coma
Steel Motor
Golden Monkey Maiden
Poison Hexachloride
Lion Stick
Atomic Fokker
Children of the Clam
Fatal Candy
Lion Lullaby
Fatal Fokker
Clam Rats
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