Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Poison Coma Ship
Fire Wheel
Black Pancreas
Atomic Monkey Head
Pancreas Basket
Death Pod
Poison Candy Wheel
Love Ship
Poison Lion
Screaming Waste Maiden
Black War
Screaming Death
Def Meat
German Love
Screaming Clam
Poison Fokker Maiden
Hexachloride Lullaby
German Hexachloride
Def Motor
Steel Candy Pod

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