Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Children of the Hexachloride Basket
Steel Fire
Desire Maiden
Death Head
War Drug
Satan's Love Stick
Smoking Waste Head
Black Meat Ryche
Golden Fire Boner
Smoking Fire
German Lion Wheel
Waste Rats
Burnt Fokker Maiden
Screaming Desire
Screaming Desire
Meat Peppers
Burnt War Ship
Death Stick
Waste Snake
Death Lullaby

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