Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Albino Death Snake
Smoking Monkey
Desire Machine
Fokker Basket
Steel Lion Rats
Black Waste
German Clam Stick
Fatal War
Def Lion
Atomic Coma
Def Lion Drug
Coma Boner
Def Love Ryche
Atomic Candy Machine
Desire Ship
Pancreas Machine
German Fire
Burnt Coma
Albino Motor Pod
Death Lullaby

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