Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Clam Ship
Flying Lion
Children of the Monkey Snake
Motor Drug
Albino Candy
Fire Boner
Monkey Basket
Monkey Head
Children of the Candy
Atomic Love
Screaming Clam
Smoking Fire
Def Monkey Peppers
Children of the Lion
Smoking Fire Snake
Monkey Head
Black Desire
Smoking War Lullaby
Flying Monkey
Burnt Clam

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