Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Children of the Hexachloride
Steel Monkey
Albino War Basket
War Drug
Burnt Pancreas Maiden
Atomic Coma
Candy Drug
Satan's Lion
Steel Meat Boner
Atomic Coma Ryche
Candy Wheel
Poison Fokker
Poison Meat
Children of the Love Stick
German Coma Pod
Steel Waste Head
Black Meat
Children of the Motor Basket
Albino Fokker Maiden
Black Hexachloride Maiden

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