Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


War Head
Satan's Lion
Fire Boner
Meat Machine
Waste Wheel
Children of the Death Ship
Fatal War Lullaby
Flying Motor
Albino Candy Wheel
Def Lion
Children of the Fire
Children of the Love
Smoking Coma Machine
Fatal Fire
Love Basket
Waste Basket
Albino Fire
Fatal Coma Machine
Fokker Ship
German Fire Ship

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