Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Smoking War Basket
Motor Rats
Golden Coma
Love Rats
Lion Drug
Hexachloride Machine
Clam Ryche
Screaming Love Ship
Love Pod
Pancreas Maiden
Burnt Death
Fire Machine
Fatal Lion Wheel
Smoking Desire
Desire Lullaby
War Maiden
Love Peppers
Screaming War Drug
Clam Peppers
Satan's Death

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