Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Screaming Clam
Burnt Coma
Satan's Waste Ship
Flying Fokker
Pancreas Maiden
Black Lion
Fokker Maiden
Def Waste Pod
German Candy
Def Meat
Clam Boner
Black War
Steel War
Screaming Death Peppers
Monkey Peppers
Clam Ryche
Fire Boner
German Love Pod
Smoking Hexachloride
Death Stick

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