Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Children of the Pancreas Stick
German Monkey Maiden
Screaming Fire
Def Coma Boner
Clam Machine
Screaming Monkey
Satan's Coma
Children of the Clam Pod
Poison Coma Stick
Fire Pod
Def Love Machine
Children of the Lion Wheel
Hexachloride Rats
Death Snake
Albino Coma
Candy Rats
Poison Fokker
Children of the Death Snake
Steel Motor Rats
Waste Rats

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