Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Lion Boner
Children of the Meat Stick
Steel Meat
Satan's Meat
Fokker Peppers
Fokker Basket
Atomic Death Pod
Desire Basket
Love Rats
Waste Maiden
Black Candy
Desire Pod
Burnt Waste
Fokker Drug
German Lion
Clam Pod
Hexachloride Peppers
Screaming Lion
Poison Lion Wheel
Golden Coma Stick

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