Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Black Desire
Black Lion
Pancreas Drug
Def Meat
Flying Fokker Boner
Children of the Love Lullaby
Fatal Monkey Pod
Death Peppers
Fatal War
Golden Pancreas
Flying Desire Boner
Death Basket
Love Wheel
Smoking Meat Machine
Desire Ship
Poison Fire Ryche
Fire Peppers
Steel Candy
Flying Clam
Black Meat Snake

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