Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Fire Lullaby
Atomic Candy
Atomic Pancreas
Poison Pancreas Ship
Albino Clam Stick
Love Basket
Hexachloride Ship
Steel Pancreas Ryche
Def Hexachloride Boner
Flying Clam Ship
Golden Fokker Boner
Flying Love
Pancreas Machine
Satan's Death Stick
Pancreas Snake
Flying Desire Head
Desire Ship
Motor Peppers
Fatal Waste Drug
Golden Fire

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