Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Flying Lion Head
Golden Desire
Smoking Fire Maiden
Poison Clam
War Drug
Hexachloride Maiden
Love Machine
Children of the Candy
Golden Waste
Def Pancreas
Meat Drug
Poison Motor Rats
Motor Drug
Satan's Clam Boner
Clam Head
Def Waste Maiden
Death Drug
Satan's Love Basket
Fatal Waste Wheel
Children of the Motor

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