Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Children of the Fire Wheel
Atomic Meat
Def Meat Lullaby
Burnt Clam
Fire Peppers
Flying Fire
Screaming Waste
Burnt Coma
Steel Love Stick
Flying Pancreas
Steel Meat
Poison War
Screaming Love Ryche
Lion Snake
Albino Candy
Lion Stick
German Death Ship
Waste Drug
Fatal Love
Satan's Monkey

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