Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Monkey Boner
German Candy Wheel
Satan's Death Peppers
Def Lion Basket
Meat Wheel
Fokker Drug
Steel Meat
Lion Machine
German Death Boner
Burnt Fire Boner
Burnt Monkey Basket
Flying Fire
Def Hexachloride
Screaming Hexachloride
German Motor Wheel
Love Stick
Smoking Monkey
German Lion Rats
Burnt Clam
Flying Fokker Ship

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