Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Golden Fokker Stick
Burnt Coma Snake
Screaming Motor Pod
Flying Fokker
German Meat Wheel
Steel War
War Drug
Poison Motor Peppers
Fire Head
German Clam
Albino Waste
Fire Peppers
Atomic Fokker Lullaby
Children of the Love Snake
Poison Monkey
Motor Machine
Albino Candy Snake
Poison Motor
Poison Desire Lullaby
Flying Love Boner

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