Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Poison War Stick
Steel Clam
Def Fire Basket
Albino Motor
Poison Pancreas
Black Lion
German Motor Pod
Burnt Candy
Waste Stick
Black Meat Boner
Fokker Machine
Clam Head
Flying Meat Snake
Flying Waste Rats
Motor Peppers
Lion Stick
Def War
Burnt Desire Stick
Def Fire Basket
German Clam

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