Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Golden Fire
Screaming Clam
Pancreas Maiden
Love Maiden
Def War Machine
Poison War Lullaby
Clam Rats
Motor Rats
Waste Peppers
Love Lullaby
Motor Rats
Fire Boner
Satan's Death Basket
Poison Fokker
Children of the Monkey Machine
Poison Love
Poison Fokker Maiden
Satan's Lion Drug
Children of the Motor Stick
Golden Fire

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