Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Burnt Hexachloride Ship
Black War Ship
Black War Machine
Children of the Coma Wheel
Fire Wheel
Smoking Waste
Poison Fokker
Screaming Motor
Death Stick
Love Maiden
Burnt Coma Wheel
Golden Pancreas Lullaby
Atomic Death Lullaby
Golden Pancreas
Children of the Pancreas Lullaby
Steel Waste Rats
Albino Waste Rats
Clam Pod
German Love Ship
War Ship

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