Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Golden Desire
Poison Candy
Satan's Clam Maiden
Meat Snake
Def Candy
Coma Wheel
Desire Stick
Burnt Lion Snake
Satan's Desire Lullaby
Golden Coma Drug
Flying Lion Drug
Burnt Meat
Smoking Pancreas
Poison Fokker Lullaby
Screaming Love Ryche
Hexachloride Head
Motor Ship
Atomic Desire
Burnt Fokker
Waste Stick

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